Funny quote
- Life is short while you still have teeth.
- If a book about failure doesn’t sell, is it a success?
- Knowledge is like underwear.it is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.
- The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- My life feels like a test I didn’t study for.
- My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.
- I am not lazy. I am on energy saving mode.
- My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.
- If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.
- A child educated only at school is an uneducated child
- When a teacher calls a boy by his entire name, it means trouble.
- A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he’s finished.
- Marriage….it’s not a word, it’s a sentence.
- A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.
- light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
- My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I’m right.
- Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind.
- Money won’t buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.
- Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?... He’s a mile away and you’ve got his shoes!
- He who laughs last didn’t get the joke.
- I finally realized that people are prisoners of their phones… that’s why it’s called a ‘cell’ phone.
- Did you just fall? No, I was checking if gravity still works.
- If you see me talking to myself if means I’m self employed and we’re having a staff meeting.
- It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head I’m quite busy.
- I don’t understand people who say “I don’t know how to thank you.” Like they never heard of money.
- Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don’t generate a lot of interest.
- The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do
- Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.
- I’m not afraid of death; I just don’t want to be there when it happens.
- People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
- One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody’s listening
- The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs.
- If you are always trying to be normal, you will never know how amazing you can be.
- Fire and swords are slow engines of destruction, compared to the tongue of a gossip.
- A smile is an in expensive way to change your looks.
- Many people lose their temper merely from seeing you keep yours.
- A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
- I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet.
- You can cross the sea merely by standing and staring at the water.
- A laugh is a smile that bursts.
- If you dig a grave for others, you may fall onto itself.
- A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year.
- If you reach for a star, you might not get one. But you won’t come up with a handful of mud either.
- If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in a bed with a mosquito.
- Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxi cabs and cutting hair.
- Tension is a habit; relaxation is a habit. Bad habit can be broken, good habits formed.
- People often say that motivation doesn’t last well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.
- When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.
- You want to be rich, but your values system says you believe in sleep more than grinding.
- You can practice shooting 8 hours a day, but if your technique is wrong, then all you become is very good at shooting the wrong way.
- Nothing in the world is ever completely wrong, even a stopped clock is right twice in a day.
- ………. I ask people if an elephant has ever bitten them, most of the time people say no. But everyone has been bitten by a mosquito.
- Asking is the beginning of receiving, make sure you don’t go to the ocean with a teaspoon. At least take a bucket so the kids won’t laugh at you.
- No one has ever become poor by giving.
- Give me six hours to chop down a tree and I will spend the first four sharpening the axe.
- Three groups spend others people’s money: children, thieves, politicians. All of the three-need supervision.
- An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow, why the things he predicted yesterday didn’t happened today.
- Build on what makes you different from your competitors …. You need to be red tree in the forest.
- A smile is a powerful weapon; you can even break ice with it.
- The answer to life’s biggest question are not found on Google.
- Friendship is like a bank account; you not continue to draw on it without making deposits.
- Books say: she did this because. Life says; she did this. Books are where things are explained to you, life is where things aren’t. I’m not surprised some people prefer.
- In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: it goes on.
- If the real world were a book, it would never find a publisher. Overlong, detailed to the point of distraction – and ultimately, without a major resolution.
- If you don’t know where you’re going, any road’ll take you there.
- Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of lack of wisdom.
- There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it.
- I’d rather be a rising ape than a falling angel.
- People
say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
- We must
not allow people’s limited perceptions to define us.
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